Style Points

VY participated in coach Jeff Fisher’s charity softball game this weekend.  Things didn’t quite work out for Vince as he was booed and heckled at the offseason event (you stay classy, Nashville).  While we’ve already addressed Vince with a redneck intervention, we’re concerned about his psyche after his shaky softball showing where he was also nearly castrated by a line drive.  Since we know Vince can go to a dark place when things don’t go his way, we’ve slapped a little poll together to see how the Style Points readers think Young spent the last 24 hours.

1.  Dark room, ominous music – Vince starts by tin foiling his windows, then downloading $40 worth of Iron and Wine songs and eventually ends with him shirtless, weeping, and mumbling ‘you hurt me, Norm Chow.  You hurt me, Norm Chow!’  Followed by much sobbing, of course.

2.  Madden therapy – Vince pops in the version of Madden with him on the cover and proceeds to spike all of his physical attributes, cuts every quarterback on the team except himself, and then plays 8 seasons of franchise mode on the beginner level.

3.  Fat pants – Vince goes home, takes a scalding hot shower where he lays in the fetal position and wails intensely for 45 minutes before finally pulling himself together when the hot water runs out.  Then he slips into his fat pants (given to him by Matthew McConaughey), gets in his comfy chair with a tub of Blue Bell ice cream (Tin Roof!) and watches the first two seasons of Will and Grace.

4.  Acts like a grown man – Files away the slight from the fans, makes a commitment to himself to overcome the setbacks in his life with hardwork and humility.  He downs a few beers, calls a few receivers to schedule an informal throwing session for the following afternoon and sets his alarm clock two hours earlier to make sure he’s the first one in the weight room the next morning.

So which is it, friends?