Style Points

If I were to ever end my hope for a bright future that involves millions of dollars and many hot babes in one single action, this is how I’d do it. Then I’d beg someone to turn it into GIF that correlates to my favorite video game, Super Smash Brothers. LeGarrette Blount, you are my role model. Also, I hope you’re good at stocking shelves at Walgreens.

[Thanks Len Bias Coke Surplus]