Last Call: Friday Night Wreckoning
Just for you, Socks.
So, that was… a game last night, huh? Whatever, Jake Delhomme. Whaaaaatever.
At this point, I’d like to officially speak for all of Style Points (at least until the other guys read this and get mad at me) and recommend the TV show “The League.” It is kind of like if someone made a TV show based on Drew Magary’s weekly Balls Deep mailbag. Except that its funny. KIDDING! Anyway, it comes on right after “Its Always Sunny” on FX, so just keep the DVR tuned for an extra half-hour every week; it can also be found on Hulu. It works the fantasy football aspect of dude-life into a pretty funny half-hour show, and my roommate and I are like the biggest fans of it now. I’d advise you to check it out.
Anyway, its Last Call, so discuss your weekend plans, lament your weekday troubles; talk… look around… make eye contact… flirt… make awkward advances… go home with… wake up next to… regret. Repeat. I know I’m going to; $2.50 Long Island ice teas at the bar! It’s a Friday Night Wreckoning for CHA! I’m getting totally shwasted, and it’s only gonna cost me 6 bucks! Peace out!
Soundtrack:
The last LC I posted, I tried to post some songs that could give you guys some ammo for my “roast”. To make it up to you, today I’m sharing a sort-of ska band that I really like, but might actually be palatable to most people. I showed this song to Chuck Knoblockhead, and I think he said “It doesn’t offend me.” With such a glowing endorsement, I give you a song from Big D & The Kid’s Table’s newest album:
Cheesecake:
Here’s two very, very good reason to watch “The League.” You might recognize her as Catalina from “My Name is Earl,” anyway she plays Sofia in “The League” and she is… well, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
For The Ladies:
Paul Scheer plays Andre, or Dr. Dre. You might recognize him from “Human Giant,” the short-lived TV show with Aziz Ansari. Personally, I always refer to him as “Fetal Alcohol Syndrome David Cross.”
Also, today is Clinton Portishead’s birthday. Wish him well; I can only hope he is getting Wreckoning’d as well.
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It’s CPH”S birthday. Then I shall kill a hundred homeless men in your honor.
If i kill hobos instead of homeless, will it still act as an honor? Cuz, i’ll prolly do that later tonight anyway.
Style Points, brought to you by THE LEAGUE, THURSDAYS AT 10:30 PM!!!
/cashes check for $0.17
Ugh. I’m pooped. Long day on not much sleep, and to finish it off, I had to carry in more firewood.
\pours drink, orders delivery pizza
What, did everyone leave for a party and not wake me?
Seriously. What is it about the LC’s I post that no one shows up for them?
Okay, poll time:
Am I the only heterosexual male in the country who thinks Chelsea Handler is funny?
Yes. To be fair, a good number of homosexual men don’t find her funny either.
Empty comment left to lift CHA’s spirits.
<3
I **think** I got my router working…
Did I miss anything? Has anyone tested the Ficus for communicable diseases?
Okay so are you lot having server issues, or what? The page keeps going down and feeding me error messages.
Hey there honeybunnies! What’s happening?
/fine you pussypuppets like MRD’s compound swears, i’ll just creep you out
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Anyways. May I say, I LOVE how this Houston Rockets thing is playing out. If I were Adelman I’d never play his soft quitting selfish ass EVER AGAIN. Just outta spite.
[upon further review, longer rant deleted]
Hey you, what’s shaking?
Oy, big weekend coming up. Hopefully we’ll be busy. What’s funny is that the last job didn’t work mainly cuz the summer sucked and it rained every other day. Now it’s damn near turkey day but the weather’s still too NICE for folks to want to come inside. Can’t blame ‘em but jeebus christ on a segway.
/also in other news a fully-grown player on our local professional basketball team was quoted as saying he didn’t know why they called it a “circus” trip, so that’s awesome
//slits wrists
*Que Marilyn Monroe voice* Happy Birthday, Mr. Portishead. Happy Birthday Mr. Portishead. Happy (high note) Birthday Mr. Portishead. Happy birthday to you.