Terrell Owens Wants to Get His ‘Roid On

Former Patriots safety Rodney Harrison called TO a clown earlier today. The implications of his actions? Terrell Owens is tweeting up a firestorm. And this firestorm has progressed into a cry for performance enhancing substances. It’s a good thing too, because he’s starting to become a terrible football player.
How’s he supposed to continue his ridiculous antics if nobody wants him on their team? Using steroids is actually a good career move for the temperamental wide receiver who was held to a whopping 0 catches Sunday.
Says Harrison:
“He’s just so, so miserable. He wants to seek so much attention. I don’t know. Something happened a long, long (time) ago, before we even knew T.O., that just made him like this. The guy is such a phenomenal talent, but his clown antics and his tactics just take away, year after year.”
And attention won’t come with zero catches. Well, positive attention at least. He’ll get the negative kind from people like me who are quietly chortling behind their computers. So Rodney, please don’t forget those steroids. Can you send him the kind David Boston got?

Also from TO:
Is tht Y u used steroids b/c u were worried about ur stats or ws it b/c u were losing it? Lol! U’re a loser & a cheater? Got any steroids I cn borrow?
I could less about Rodney Harrison! Anybody tht using steroids, yes STEROIDS rodney, is a cheater & cheated the game!
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