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Ahoy!  I thought I’d throw in a pic of myself from my younger days.  Believe it or not, I used to have abs.  Ah, good mid-morning loyal readers.  Hope this Thursday greets you with joy, a smile, and copious amounts of drugs.  Whoops!  Meant to say and “total clarity and peace of mind.”  Hopefully everyone’s operating on a short week this week.  If not, don’t fret.  Style Points promises to love you straight through the weekend.  That’s right.  No half stepping around here.  What’s that?  Get to the music, links, partially clothed celebrities and witty one-liners?  Your wish is my…

…command.  To recap, there were some Major League baseball games last night.  Half the teams won.  Roughly half the teams lost.  They’ll all play again tonight and most every night into perpetuity.  We’ll have more stupidity coming later today.  I don’t have the specifics but I’m sure it will shake you to your core.  Let’s boogie.

Roundup Soundtrack

Whatchya say we get the hell outta here, fire up the grill and sit on the porch swing with an adult beverage?  This is the soundtrack for that sort of thing.

Style Points Quote

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain

Cheesecake Breakfast

Links

The NBA is getting a new sponsor.  Taco Bell.  Let the poop jokes begin.  [Sportress of Blogitude]

Post Title?  The Punchable Faces of Adam Duritz.  Author?  Gourmet Spud.  [Food Court Lunch]

How to play basketball with a neckbeard starring Baron Davis.  [NESW Sports]

Kobe made the tough decision to not opt out of his 20 mil a year contract.  Clutch.  [Bootlegger Sports]

Brandon Jennings is a madman.  [Brahsome]

Chad Pennington as Zoolander.  [Tirico Suave]

Think twice about robbing old boxers. [Sports Rubbish]