Style Points

Occasionally we send out feelers to celebrities and athletes.  We often ask them what a day in their life is like.  Of course, we rarely hear back from them.  Or, if we do, they’re like the one we received from John Daly that was smeared with Frank’s Hot Sauce and simply had the word ‘BOOZE’ scrawled across it.  Once in a blue moon though, we get a bonafide winner of a reply that peels back the facade and shows us the inner workings of their world.  Today’s account?  Super agent, Scott Boras.

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What’s up tramps, it’s your old buddy Shakey. Good news. I’m all the way on the other side of the globe on a little island known as Taiwan, and these fuckers want me for their Taiwan little league team. It must be my flowing locks, rippling muscles and inate ability to eat a pound cake in less then 10 seconds.  (more…)

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Three years ago, with the 11th overall pick in the draft, the Orlando Magic selected then ACC all-time leading scorer J.J. Redick. (more…)

Recently, perennial baseball disappointment and douchebag Jeff Francoeur made “news” by wearing lucky turkey underwear. While Style Points couldn’t give half a shit about what hugs Mr. Francoeur’s one nut (so we hear), this story does give us an excuse to launch our new feature: Style Points Match Game.  Correctly match the following athletes/celebrities with their lucky underwear of choice and we will send you some game-worn underwear from Shakey’s trip to Southeast Asia.
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Hola sombreros. Happy Wednesday. I think. Yeehaw. Anyway, we have a big boy platter of Style Points specials all cooked up and ready for you today. Socks will put you in the shoes of Scott Boras, Saberhagendaaz will talk about underwear and I will bring you a vacation log. Also, be prepared for a guest post. So settle into your office chair, get your commenting fingers ready and spew some wit in the comments section. I believe in you. Well, except for Andy Hutchins. (more…)