Tuesday Morning Roundup

Jeez, Louise. This blogging stuff is hard work. Bear with us as we have truly become an international operation. Ironically, I’m probably in the most exotic location of all. If you want to see where to go for true sports related hilarity, you need inspiration from generic quotes that I stole from Reader’s Digest, maybe you want to be the only person to respond to the Jeopardy question (which are at the bottom now), or maybe you’re lonely and want to see a partially clothed woman looking seductively at a Canon Mark III camera. All of those needs can be addressed after the…
The only thing I can guarantee you today is the off topic post I promised you yesterday. Sorry. It’ll be up in one hour and one minute. There might be more, or not. Just click back in a little while. Is that definitive enough?
Morning Soundtrack
Didja get my Creedence tapes back? Seriously, put this one up loud, go early out and hit the creek bank. Fuck work.
Style Points Quote of the Day
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people “the cops.” But you know, sometimes, you’ve just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! - Dave Attell
Cheesecake Breakfast

Since no one had any requests for the Cheesecake spot, you’re subjected to soccer wags. This is Anna Falchi. I’m not familiar with her. I pray Landon Donovan isn’t familiar with her either.
Links
Manny’s on the mend. Hide your towels and get your plungers ready. [Paneech]
What if Simmons really did get a GM job? [Gunaxin]
Top 10 sports movies that make men cry. One question, where the fuck is The Replacements? [NESW Sports]
Ufford does a nice little guest spot at Every Day Should Be Saturday. [EDSBS]
That Jamarcus Russell is nothing but trouble. [With Leather]
Style Points Jeopardy
How Crash Davis died.
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