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Hey!  How ’bout them Tigers?  What’s that?  You haven’t been watching the College World Series?  Well how the hell are you getting your fill of Erin Andrews?  More good times, semi-nakedness, news, and grabassery after the jump…

Okey dokey.  Carlos Beltran is going on the DL.  Which is great news if you hate all things New York.  Personally, I just hate people from Yonkers.  The Cubs lost.  HURRAH!  Wimbeldon (sp?) started.  Yawn.  Donald Fehr resigned his post at the MLBPA.  I guess Satan took his buyout.  We’ve got our Asshole of the Week award in a few, Daaz is going to give you the inner workings of Real_Ron_Artest and CPH managed to survive the Metro crash in D.C. and has morphed into some sort of super blogger.  You’ve been warned.

Roundup Soundtrack

Style Points Quote of the Day

I always turn to the sports section first.  The sports page records people’s accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man’s failures.  ~Earl Warren

Cheesecake Breakfast

Links

T.O. gets his ass handed to him by a Polish model.  [With Leather]

Drew skeet, skeet, skeets on Peter King…again. [KSK]

Bucholtz gets all brainy about stats. Me and Joe Morgan are nonplussed. [Phoenix Pub]

Greg Oden at da club. Hurry, someone rhyme ‘party’ and ‘bacardi.’ [Busted Coverage]

Style Points Jeopardy

Rachel Nichols last sent text message.