Evgeni Malkin Enjoys Tongue Wrestling
On the cusp of a Stanley Cup game seven hockey extravaganza tomorrow, we’ve uncovered a scandalous picture of Pittsburgh Penguins superstar Evgeni Malkin performing some extracurricular activities with an intoxicated woman. Unfortunately, his form is horrendous. It’s like he went to the Eli Manning school of Oreo licking and attempted to translate what he learned into lip locking.
And how about that nose? I feel like it belongs in a certain Don Henley song that rhymes with ‘Itchy Truman’. Fuck yeah I’m body snarking. Suck it Jezebel.
At least this time his saliva swapping partner was a female.
Written by Shakey in: Hockey, Shakey | Tags: Crazy Schnozzes, Evgeni Malkin kissing, fugly people, Jordan Staal Evgeni Malkin kiss, lip lockin, Pittsburgh Penguins, Unheralded superstars, Witchy Woman
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