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ClintonPortisheadFiled under: ClintonPortishead | Tags: coaches with authority problems, dear god Al Davis was right, eli manning, fog machines, future odds, lane kiffin, layla kiffin, nick montana, pat summitt, peyton manning, peyton manning has a sixhead, polls, recruiting violations, sexting, sexytime with layla kiffin
Kiffin explains the more delicate intricacies of recruiting violations
Former Al Davis whipping boy/blood jockey Lane Kiffin has already run afoul of the NCAA several times in his short time as head coach of the University of Tennessee, prompting many to wonder if the fair-haired lady-killer is in over his head. His various rules infractions so far have included unauthorized career advice, ill-advised follow-up calls, calling the kettle black, illegal use of a fog machine, practicing medicine without a license, and most recently, oversharing on Twitter (redundant).
As we make a living on being one step ahead of the game, Style Points now looks to the future and prognosticates the precocious coach’s next avenue of fuck-up.
Filed under: Business_Socks | Tags: advice, apple bottom, Big Papi, boobs, Bull Head Clap, Festus T. Bogwater, gay grandson, gorilla roids, Jamba Juice, Kubota, Michael Vick, Vida Guerra
It’s time to check in with Festus again. Let’s see who’s needing a nice dose of anonymous advice.
Dear Mr. Bogwater,
Long time reader, first time writer. I’ve been struggling at the plate lately. My power has mysteriously disappeared. Though last night I connected for my first home run of the year. What I would like to know is do you think that’s a sign that I’m getting my stroke back or just dumb luck?
Thanks,
Brokedown in Beantown
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Filed under: Shakey | Tags: butt tampons, Donovan McNabb contract extension, Kevin Kolb, Kevin Kolb frustrated, Mewtwo, Prom, robot spider monsters, vampire zombie hybrid
Today Eagles backup Quarterback Kevin Kolb said he’d be ‘frustrated’ if Donovan McNabb received a contract extension. Unfortunately for Kolb, journalists didn’t give enough of a shit about him to print the rest of his words. But you know what Kevin? I’m here for you. I’ll tell the world how you really feel.
Kevin Kolb would also be frustrated if… (more…)
