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ClintonPortisheadFiled under: Business_Socks | Tags: Baby Hulk, black mamba, denver nuggets, Dibiase boned my aunt, Guatemalan toddler, Junkyard Dog, LA Lakers, Nicholson's penis pavillion, predictions, the Undertaker, WWE
This week it came to light that the Pepsi Center in Denver is double booked for game 4 of the Western Conference Finals. The competing event is a WWE event. With no easy answers in sight we here at Style Points burned the midnight oil (and sensimilla) and found a compromise. We’ll find 5 old school wrestlers apiece to suit up for the Lakers and Nuggets. We still get the game and Vince McMahon gets his exposure (and his Guatemalan toddler as per his venue rider).
10. Junkyard Dog (Lakers) - He’s a perfect fit for LA because they are as soft as Jack Nicholson’s penis pavillion (stomach). Yes, he’s dead but if you’re going to be a stickler about whether or not these old school wrestlers are alive then I’m not going to be able to write this fucking thing so shut up Mean Gene Okerlund.
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Filed under: Saberhagendaaz | Tags: Anquan Boldin, Bullshit Excuses to Avoid Going to the White House, James Harrison, Pittsburgh Steelers, Point/Counterpoint, President Bush, President Obama, Satanism
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Recently, Steelers linebacker James Harrison made headlines by choosing not to accompany the Steelers to the White House for a visit with President Obama. To get to the bottom of this controversy, Style Points invited President Obama and Mr. Harrison for a gentlemanly debate on the topic. Here is a transcript of the exchange:
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