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ClintonPortisheadFiled under: ClintonPortishead | Tags: baconnaise, denver nuggets, fecal mountain, George Karl, george karl has a glandular problem, Healthy Living, how to lose weight and alienate people, making fun of cancer survivors, NBA health tips, peeping tom, people who look like William Taft, western conference finals
As America remains mired in an epidemic of obesity and sedentary lifestyle, Style Points feels we have a civic obligation to tackle the problem head-on and lead a national campaign of health education and awareness. However, this seemed like far too much work, so instead we asked friend-of-the-site and current Denver Nuggets Head Coach/celestial body George Karl to share his tips to a healthier and happier you. (Editorial note: The copy we received from Karl was covered in honey mustard and what appears to be saliva, but we’ve tried to transcribe the best we can).
Filed under: Saberhagendaaz | Tags: Circuit City, Circus Train, David Souter, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Gulptability, Handel on the Law, mailbag, Midgets, President Obama, Proctology, Property Law, Richard Posner, Sonia Sotomayor, Thurgood Marshall, Wanda from Yonkers
Ron Artest, friend of Style Points, recently visited headquarters to answer a mailbag. Much to our surprise, he wanted to answer legal questions, not unlike his favorite AM radio program, Handel on the Law. It turns out Ron has been reading up on the law in anticipation of a post-basketball occupation now that his connections at Circuit City aren’t worth much. So, while noting that Ron is not an actual attorney and is in no way authorized to give legal advice, we now turn it over to him to answer your legal questions.
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Filed under: Shakey | Tags: C-List douche, Dairy Queen with Shaq, Daughter Lindsay, Jimmy Fallon, Maddog Madsen, Mark Madsen, Mark Madsen has no friends, Shrek
Thirty three year old NBA journeyman Power Forward Mark Madsen would love to share his thoughts via the newfangled social networking device Twitter. Unfortunately for the 6’9″ big man out of Stanford University, nobody wants to follow him. ‘MaddogMadsen‘ is twittering into a vacuum of despair. (more…)
Filed under: Business_Socks | Tags: A.C. Green, baby oil, Caligula, clitoris, community service, condoms, Laker Girls, Lakers, Magic Johnson, man in the boat, North Gulfport, oral, Pat Riley, Paula Abdul, Peter Cockinhertail, Peter Cottontail, possession with intent to distribute, sex machines, Showtime
This week Style Points has found itself in a bit of a legal imbroglio. While we’ve been advised by house counsel (Daaz) to not divulge details, we just want to say that we DIDN’T do it and we were MORE than 100 yards away from the schoolyard.
Anyways, as part of our plea deal we agreed to open this space (the #3 fastest growing blog according to wordpress) up for public service announcements. Luckily, we secured the services of a real champion. A.C. Green, world conquering forward for the Showtime era Lakers has volunteered to answer sex education questions from the youngsters at North Gulfport Junior High in Gulfport, MS.
Take it away, A.C.
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