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Is Rachel Twelve Inches...Around?

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Rachel Alexandra. The Wonder Woman of the horse racing world. The girl running with the boys. Kentucky Oaks and Preakness winner.

This filly has captured the sports world with her domination of the Kentucky Oaks and recent win at the Preakness. But what if this Wonder “Woman” isn’t a woman after all, but a post-operation transvestite.

“Rachel Alexandra was originally named Robert Allen, but said ‘she’ always felt like ‘she’ should have been born a woman” says a source who wishes to remain anonymous, “who knew that being a girl would help ‘her’ out so much.”

If the rumors are true, this would mean that “Rachel” would have to forfeit her Kentucky Oaks title, as well as deal with the stares and whispers from others in the racing business.

Potential mate Curlin offered his take on the matter, “ So here I am, ready to get my groove on with this broad, and she turns out to be a fuckin’ (sic) shemale (sic). How the hell am I suppose to get up on that? I might as well keep on bustin’ (sic) my nut in Mr. Hands. Or just fuck around with Eight Belles’ corpse a little bit more, wait don’t write that…”.

There are no rules against post-operational transvestites racing with opposite members of their original sex. This does bring up a hot debate throughout the horse racing industry, and there are rumors that trainers across the country have been asking their horses how they feel about getting in touch with their feminine side. The American Horse Racing Association could not be reached for comment.

Rachel Alexandra. Cheater?

…Or pioneer?