Filed under: Saberhagendaaz | Tags: Bicycle Rides, Corey McIntyre, Public Masturbation, Strokin' It, Things to do in Buffalo

McIntyre (wardrobe by Ed Hardy)
Bills running back Corey McIntyre allegedly took excessive measures to practice his no-huddle offense. The journeyman back faces a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge after a 59-year old woman told police that she heard a knock at her window, then witnessed McIntyre masturbating outside. There has been no report as to what he used to knock on the window.
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Filed under: ClintonPortishead | Tags: Arizona State, atlas shrugged and then quit football, baltimore colts, be yourself, brian griese family counseling services, father and son, fuck off dad, i liked him better as cat stevens, jack elway, john elway, john elway is a 5-2 favorite in the preakness, lowered expectations, seriously does terrell davis have kids?, yusef islam
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The Unhappiest Boy in the World
Recently, Jack Elway (ASU freshman Quarterback and son of NFL Hall of Famer/Baltimore Colts pariah John) announced he was quitting football. It seemed the minor Elway doesn’t share his father’s love for the game, and had spent his youth more or less going through the motions (other theory: he realized he’d get lots of praise but never actually achieve success without a Terrell Davis Jr. to carry the Sundevils’ load).
Filed under: Contributors, CoolHwhip | Tags: 2 Englishmen, Cheeky Bastards, CoolHwhip, Mickey and Harry, NFL in Britain

Deadspin commenter and writer for The Rookies CoolHwhip is today’s contributor.
The NFL is in talks to bring two regular-season games to London in 2010. After arriving in London for my weekly trip, I asked two British folk what they thought. Here was their back-and-forth: (more…)
Filed under: Saberhagendaaz | Tags: 420, Craigslist, France, Housing, Infected Philly Residents, Infectious Diseases, Michael Vick, Sonia Rolland
As our loyal readership is already aware, Style Points’ own Business_Socks recently broke the story of a roommate-wanted ad on Craigslist that we opined might have been placed by Michael Vick.
Socks asked me to follow-up on the piece, and through intrepid reporting I was able to learn the identity of the person that posted the ad. In exchange for keeping his identity secret, my anonymous source graciously provided me with all of the email responses to the ad, which I now have the pleasure of sharing with you.
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