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ClintonPortisheadFiled under: Business_Socks | Tags: Jackson Square, Katrina, retractions, saints, Superdome, the fucks an albatross?, Tom Benson
Here at Style Points we occasionally have to run a retraction because of inaccuracies or unfortunate and uncomfortable situations. This is one of those uncomfortable situations.
I’ve never been a fan of apologies generated by PR firms. They always seem vaguely written and insincere. Also, I don’t want to summon the Style Points legal juggernaut (which is massive and all-powerful) to handle something as clear-cut as this. Plus, the Style Points legal fund is constantly in flux due to CPH’s gender baiting trips to Jezebel. But, enough of that. I’m going to go through my original letter and apologize to Mr. Benson in a detailed and sincere manner.
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Filed under: ClintonPortishead | Tags: anachronistic humor, bear-children, editorial, oldtimey assholery, pillow biters, slander on the state of maine, still a better guy than barry bonds, things that will get us sued by the cobb estate, ty cobb, ty cobb on gay marriage
The Georgia Peach
Every so often, we here at Style Points are lucky enough to feature a guest editorial from a famous figure on a relevant topic. This week, Ty Cobb addresses the controversy surrounding gay marriage. Please send any questions, comments, or concerns to his grave.
Ty Cobb here, the Georgia Peach. I understand there’s a controversy a-brewin’ about gays getting married? Poppycock! Why, I remember when I found out we had us a gay on the Aught-Six Tigers club like it was yesterday. I had just gone 5 for 6 with 4 three-baggers off of Gentleman Jim Johnson and the Altoona Travelin’ Salesmen, and I was back in the showers washing all the dirt and tibia pieces out of my cleats. There was this tall drink of water named Emmett Abrams, who we’d just called up from the Saginaw Straightshooters (we were short-manned on account of yours truly having busted our last shortstop’s eye socket with a can of Dapper Dan for glancin’ at me funny).
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Filed under: Shakey | Tags: all growd up, Club that whale, Crazed Souls, Dead Shamu, devour sea lions and walrus, How it Happened, Milton Bradley, murderize, Shakey, Shamu, Style Points, waste of nature
Insane Major League Baseball Player Milton Bradley was once a child like you and me. We at Style Points have decided it is our duty to uncover seminal moments in intriguing athletes’ life and share them with the world. This here is the tale of a young Milton Bradley. *Everything in this post should be regarded as factual and by no means should be taken as fiction.
Filed under: Business_Socks | Tags: Clarence Carter, Michael Phelps, speedos, strippers, strokin', weed
Starting this weekend, Michael Phelps is going to momentarily halt his bedroom stroking and get back to what has allowed him to have an active (over active?) sex life in the first place. That’s right. He’s going to wear a small bathing suit and appear on television. Oh, and he’s going to show everyone his new ‘stroke.’ Cue the Billy Squier jokes.
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