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ClintonPortisheadFiled under: Business_Socks | Tags: 420, Craigslist, Cripples, Dogfighting, Gays, Herpes, Michael Vick
****Roommate Wanted for 7bed/4 bath Mansion**** (Cobb County, GA)
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Filed under: Saberhagendaaz | Tags: Gumball Machines, House, Manny Ramirez, Nightmare Fuel, Putt-putt, Scott Boras, Tumors
[Pasadena, CA: MANNY RAMIREZ is floating in his pool, wearing water-wings. Nearby, construction workers are laying concrete for 9-hole putt-putt course.]
MANNY [arms thrashing, starting to panic]: Manny camping! Manny camping!
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Filed under: Shakey | Tags: ball in hole, Eldrick, Fukok, How it Happened, improbable racial combination, robot Tiger Woods, Shittiest band in the world, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods abducted by aliens, Zoltorg
Everyone knows Tiger Woods is the best golfer in the universe. But no one ever asks why? His black-thai blood is the most improbable racial combination to ever hit the world of golf. So I’m here to uncover the real reason Tiger has an otherworldly ability to hit a ball into a hole. You really think it was his dad’s tutorials? This post is based upon cold hard facts and should never ever be questioned under any circumstances. If you do, I’ll send my Mexican friend Zoltorg after you. (more…)
Filed under: Business_Socks | Tags: Al Green, Cannibal Corpses, Crotch Kicks, Electric Slide, Injuries, Power Poll, Rajon Rondo
10. Caning – Very early 90′s. It’d be great to see the opposing coach holding a stick of bamboo on the sideline waiting for Rondo to get close enough for a shot across the calves.
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